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"Yeah I know -- I'm in 1726 !!! The racket they make keeps me awake all night !!!
 We at 1728 are a multi-national multi-trillion dollar conglomerate that utilizes a diverse, needs-based, re-contextualized strategy, which produces implemented computer architecture that has a diverse, explicit, needs-based client-server model, thereby maximizing the efficiency of public-key bifurcated groupware ...................Oh Please give me a break !!!!!
Okay - you want the truth? "You can't handle the truth"Well, I'm
juat a 65 year old big fat bald guy living in a tool shed in Pasaic, New
Jersey. Actually, the truth lies somewhere in the middle.
We here at
1728 Softwairrre Systims are rather proud of our little chunk of the Internet.
Sure we could have chosen a smaller number, but we decided to spend the
extra money and go all the way to 1728 !!!
Why did we choose the number 1728 ? Well it was the year of birth of the
chemist Joseph Black (the discoverer of Carbon Dioxide !!!) We consider
this to be the single most important development in the entire history of
humankind (If you don't count fire, the wheel, agriculture, steam engines,
double entry bookkeeping, the Flo-Thru teabag, the Clapper, the Chia Pet...)
If that doesn't make 1728 easy enough to remember, how about this? I'm
sure we're ALL familiar with the number 5,159,780,352. Well, merely take
the
cube root and you get.......1728 !!! Is that easy or what ?
We also are very proud of the awards our site has won. For one thing "the
corporation" (a site well worth visiting)
chose our web page to be worthy of the Top Floor Site award.
Do you realize that only 19
out of 20 sites can ever hope to qualify for that award?
Think you've
got what it takes to meet those stringent requirements ?
Then by all
means,visit their site but don't be surprised if your site
doesn't live
up to their rigid standards. But things weren't always this
rosy at
1728. Oh no far from it. At first our site was rarely visited.
It was
then that we decided to embark on a fierce campaign of Internet promotion.
In no time at all, our site went from relative obscurity to total oblivion.
Keeping that in mind, we asked ourselves what do people want and/or need
from the Internet? Yet we wanted a webpage that offered what NO other
site was
offering. We then designed our 152 page extravaganza -
Indonesian Topsoil
Management of the 15th Century (Volume I)!!!
Needless to say, our Internet strategy needed serious
rethinking. So then we came up with a fantastic yet simple and cheap idea
of making incalculable wealth !!! All we needed to do was to...............
GO TO THE INCREDIBLY USELESS LINK YOU ARE HERE AT THE INCREDIBLY USELESS LINK CLICK HERE TO RETURN TO AN EQUALLY INCREDIBLY USELESS LINK
.....resulting in our becoming a
100 trillion dollar corporation !!!
-- It is dishwasher safe. -- It is non-fattening. -- Won't cause cavities. -- It is safe for all fabrics. -- It will not harm the family pets. -- It can make mounds and mounds of mouth-watering coleslaw -- for just pennies !!!!! So you don't forget, order before midnight tonight. Offer VOID where prohibited. Batteries NOT included. Some assembly required. Discontinue use if any of the following occur: --Bleeding from the hair --Uncontrollable desire to play Chutes and Ladders --Excessive macarena dancing --Small animals start charging their long distance calls to YOUR telephone bill. That's it for now, Good night. Drive safely. Only YOU can prevent forest fires. Your Mileage may vary. More to be added later ????????
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